But who knows? Hopefully, I will just have to click a button. I really, really hope that it’s easy to unsubscribe from the Illuminati. Maybe something that sends fewer emails and that is slightly less culty. Something that gives me more power in international affairs and maybe a group who has a better graphic designer. In any case, I am ready to move on to another secret society. Actually, it just really filled up my junk mail folder. It’s been a crazy whirlwind of a month in which I have been in the Illuminati. After much thought, I am leaving the Illuminati I hope that many people haven’t bought the fake gold necklaces. Sadly, the book has almost 2,000 reviews, which means the scam is working on somebody. The book’s description claims that its wisdom is available to only elite members of the group, but in reality, anyone with a mailing address or a Kindle and almost 10 bucks can order it. This book is available on Amazon and costs $9.90. Next, the Illuminati really wanted me to buy their book, Illuminatiam: The First Testament of the Illuminati. There’s also a hilarious disclaimer on the talisman marketing email: “Be careful when others offer the Talisman online.” Ah, I see: When other people offer you a cheap fake Illuminati talisman, it’s a scam, but not when the official Illuminati do it. OK, so it’s a bit weird that a secret society wants me to buy a necklace so that everyone knows I’m a member and also that these items are as little $12. First off, they were pretty insistent that I buy an Illuminati Talisman so that I could display my loyalty. Instead, though, they pretty quickly wanted me to start buying stuff. Maybe they are real, and soon they will ask me whom I’d like to win the Super Bowl. What version of the group had I joined? The Bavarians? The oral sex devils? Something else entirely? Oh wait, they just want me to buy stuffĪfter I joined the Illuminati, I started getting form emails from them right away. These theories run the gamut from a very simple “Yes, there is still a secret group of Illuminati,” to the more salacious and celebrity-centric “ Madonna is a Satanic Illuminati witch who offers oral sex to leftist voters.”
The Illuminati still captures the imaginations of people around the world, fueling truckloads of conspiracy theories and stories. About a decade after that, rumors began circulating that the group still existed underground and that they were still responsible for influencing world events like the French Revolution.įast-forward to modern day. They were one of a number of secret societies active at the time, experiencing about 10 years of expansion and infighting and then fading out around 1787. What do we actually know about the Illuminati? For those who don’t know the history, the Illuminati was originally a secret group of influencers in 18th-century Bavaria who fought against injustice, superstition and religious influence. More: All the Times Beyoncé Referenced the Illuminati in the Past Year A short history of the Illuminati
Instead, I just started getting a lot of emails. There, I would immediately start influencing the events of our world, from presidential elections to international sports to the Top 40. What would happen next? I guessed I would probably be contacted by a masked man who would take me to headquarters. I would have to press the “Join the Illuminati” button and give a stranger my name and email address. How easy was it to join? Would I have to swim across the English Channel, murder someone in the night, pledge my life savings or concoct a magic potion? Nope. Sure, I might have to start on the bottom rung of the ladder alongside Blue Ivy, but I could be a member. I could join the Illuminati! Little old me could become a member of a powerful secret organization alongside the likes of Jay Z, Kanye West and Rihanna.
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